i'm gonna kill you, Ray Romano

distcc-deactivated20230222:

Looks like dr bronner left off a couple of other uses for this stuff on the bottle… ah well he was never the chatty type lol

lyingpink:

Best types of old American country folk songs
1. what a marvellous horse!
2. prison is bad
3. I’m Pete Seeger join a union
4. let me tell you about a man I knew who was really really big
5. Wife.

gomjabbar:

every time a new Star War movie or show is announced all the fans are like “OMG Glup Shitto is back 😭😭😭”

despazito:

eelizabit:

whitecop:

ruining a first date by repeatedly referring to the restroom as the little kings room

The beatles when they couldn’t think of what word to put at the end of a lyric

lumnch:

Ron: What about.. “love”?
Bingo: Oh yeah mate thats a proper good one
Rungo Bungo: Rungo Bungo!